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"I would not trust nia alone in a submarine for 10 seconds."~ nath"Nia, you're like, a positive computer virus."~ roxanne "You would make a great snowplow!"~ micro"Nia, you are the crown jewel of this madness."~ raikiski "I've decided that you are just abstract art"~ devil"Nia is a software that hides in my PC and makes it hard to do homework. This is more than OK"~ bran "Meeting you awakened such a beast in me. I cant help it"~ elle"No, Nia is like the weirdest mf here.
Apparently."~ hyuua "If there's one thing i've picked up from Nia, it's 'yinz', and that Nia likes violence."~ andy"NGL, youre fucked up enough that you could be a touhou character, if you wanted."~ aesop "You're the Weezer of Toki Pona!"~ mic"ilo Nija is the best: - system, - tool, - dog, - pony, - more"~ Marenzers "Y'know when a character has a crazy backstory no one will believe, so they joke about it?
I think the robot stuff isnt a joke. You really were made in a factory."~ zoey